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Gene Demotivational Poster


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


SOMEONE'S DAD - has some explaining to do




IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm
lol


GENETIC TAMPERING - Stupid scientists. Now bacon can fight back


TAGS: family guy pigs genetic
Rating: 3.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:37 am
Hmmm, leaner bacon.
Dr. Rusak - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!


Genesis -


TAGS: bible god genesis
Rating: 4.84/5

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manos - January 31, 2014, 11:56 am
haha awesome
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:19 pm
Nice one! 5L
nkstokp - October 2, 2013, 12:05 pm
AWESOME!
BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:29 am
Nice. Post it to Religifake too, if you haven't already.


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.69/5

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garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be hot!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.


TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?


The general Lee as a baby -


TAGS: generallee car 01
Rating: 4.59/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:54 am
Cadet Lee or Butter Bar Lee.
demon001 - October 31, 2013, 9:22 pm
Shouldn't it be: "Private Lee"?
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:36 pm
If you haven't already, please drop this by at motofake too!


Evolution -


TAGS: general ackbar precursor
Rating: 4.39/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:12 pm
5Lol'd it thanks for the laugh.


GENDO POSE - Attracts catgirl maids.




GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label


TAGS: food genetics packaging
Rating: 2.1/5

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Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:49 pm
I'd buy if female
And? - April 4, 2008, 8:04 pm
I'd still eat it


Our Generation -


TAGS: 2015 legacy generation peace war
Rating: 4.31/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:57 am
Pop the cork and lift the glass to that!


GENESIS 7:24B -


TAGS: kraken noah s ark bible genesis
Rating: 3.84/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 10:22 am
Heh, well I meant in the sense it was all jumbled with the sentences.
DreMagnum - April 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
your copy paste worked fine
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
Dammit! My Copy N Paste was a fail!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
to save you some time.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 He says it at the end.
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm

Thanks C. Appreciate it, will look at the trailer then see what vote it merits
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm
Which, i guess is a kraken. Lol, w/e!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:53 pm
rerun it's a reference to Clash of the titans. At the end of the trailer(i havent seen the movie), Liam Neeson, who plays Zeus, says "Release the Kraken!". Granted, this looks more like a squid to me...
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:30 pm

somebody splane this 2 me....


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


GENETIC ENGINEERING -




HYPOCRITES -




GENERATION Y - or just WHY?


TAGS: it s a generational thing
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - January 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Actually, we're called the millennials. The guy in the pic is begging to get anally raped.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:59 pm
Odd, when most of the "Y" generation are missing the other "X"
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 6:58 pm
born 1990 and pants @ the waist!
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 6:34 pm
Well, damn...and I thought we were step above the saggers.
Treehodger - January 4, 2010, 6:08 pm
What I love even more then the baggy pants and no belt, are the morons that wear a belt and loop it correctly, so their pants stay at their thighs. *Shakes head in disappointment*
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Exactly. Baggy pants are no excuse to sag.
Fatt Matt - January 4, 2010, 4:39 pm
A belt? heh
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 4:00 pm
I wear baggy pants. Yeah, I hold them up with a rope. jk, but my belt kind of looks like a rope. It's one of those ones with the two loops. What are they called?
Fatt Matt - January 4, 2010, 3:51 pm
*they
Fatt Matt - January 4, 2010, 3:51 pm
Born: 1981; Pants: Around my waist where the belong.
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 3:47 pm
Why? For spite, mostly.
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 3:46 pm
Yeah, we're destroying everything you've ever held dear...and the worst thing is...we know we're doing it. 5/5


BEING UNIQUE IS BETTER. -


TAGS: sui generis dy2012
Rating: 4.44/5

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mariand - August 25, 2012, 4:50 pm
these days being normal is so unique...


GENDO POSE - British lords are into it.




GENETICS - don't mess with them


TAGS: sheep clone genetics wool funny
Rating: 2/5


GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.


TAGS: economy occupy hippies greatest generation
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
Boy that's no lie


POTENTIAL - This guy had a lot of it. Until his final duel. Which lasted only thirty-five seconds.


TAGS: general grievous star wars potential lost
Rating: 3.23/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 12, 2010, 12:25 am
...a movie that came out how many years ago now? lol
agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:36 pm
He could only be so skilled in the arts... after all, he was mostly robot... and wasn't born with the high midichlorian count that would afford him jedi-like abilities, which we all must admit is key to beating a jedi. Or, pssssst.... it was a movie.


GENETIC ENGINEERING - Good For You If You Sell Toilet Paper


TAGS: mutant crap double butt genetic
Rating: 2.93/5

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CharlesJames - October 17, 2010, 6:50 pm
The THREE-ASSED monkey!!
panic8 - October 17, 2010, 3:02 pm
I'm German, I don't know your exact Hays Code here (naughtyfake approves nearly everything)... did it say "1girl2butts"?
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 2:42 pm
Well, we've managed to turn nsfw into not funny for motifake.
ICEMAN - October 17, 2010, 2:30 pm
I tried using that pic some months ago but was deemed NSFW. Probably wouldn't have scored any better than this one anyway.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 2:22 pm
They Have Some Damn Weird Fetishes..
panic8 - October 17, 2010, 2:18 pm
used or new? don't laugh, that's the next big fetish in japan!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:31 pm

ummmm.....has culos seen this yet. he'll be placing a order i think.


GENETIC MUTANTS - I, for one, welcome our new Squitten overlords!


TAGS: kittens squid sqittens dna genetic mutants
Rating: 2.78/5

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R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 10:12 am
So, when it grows up, it'll be what? A Squat? Gross. 5 Sqittens, they're cuter at that age!


WHO IS GENERAL FAILURE? - and why is he reading my hard disk?


TAGS: general failure
Rating: 2.77/5

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Sho - June 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
I chuckled
WTF - August 18, 2010, 6:36 pm
Okay, this isn't even funny to a computer geek.


BANKRUPTCY -




THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it.


TAGS: weddings general store
Rating: 3.53/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:47 am
Motifakers alike are lining up for the 3 in 1 special!


GEORGE WASHINGTON -




GENDO IKARI - Keeping the pimp hand strong.




REBELLION -


TAGS: generation establishment the man
Rating: 4.84/5

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Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:30 am
Sweet ride!
Feasibly - June 1, 2011, 8:20 pm
DAMN nice!


JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!


TAGS: regeneration i thought only namekians could do that shit is goku like dragon ball jesus i wonder
Rating: 4.24/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
It caught me by suprise..I almost spit my drink all over my monitor when I started laughing.
heathentod - May 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
OMG (no pun intended)! I love it! 5Ls fo sho!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Oh, ok... I see. Thought you were drudging up some memories.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:44 pm
Safe for work, I mean...I think.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Safe?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
If Jesus' junk isn't safe, who's is? lol
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:30 pm
THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Magnificent!


SMITH AND WESSON - The original point-and-click interface


TAGS: general
Rating: 4.17/5

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GENEROSITY -


TAGS: generosity dog skunk
Rating: 3.33/5

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ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 12:30 am
#110867


FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots




THE GENERAL LEE - When there is no way around !!!


TAGS: general lee
Rating: 2.45/5

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yes, i have a question.... -


TAGS: cell phone digital generation
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
So true, most folks around me prefer digital, and I’m stuck in the ‘50s, where I prefer to still gain immediate perspective of the 12 hrs
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:23 pm
My son is 33, and he's confused by a clockface! Something happened while we weren't looking.
spacedog - October 13, 2013, 12:42 pm
HA! Not to mention spelling. X5ellent.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:01 pm
That is so true - sad, but oh so true. 5o'clocks


IF YOU EVER WONDERED -




GM FOOD - Many people are worrying about the affects of genetically modified crops. "There is no proof of any adverse affects" said one Carrot.


TAGS: genetically modified food
Rating: 4.22/5

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Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:56 am
The worst thing is when you start noticing this kind of crap on labels at the grocery store. Union controlled American public education is an unqualifed, epic failure.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
And now I find a picture that would have been much better here; http://www.jonco48.com/blog/tomato_20face_small.jpg
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:55 am
God damn it! I never got the hang of that.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Thanks, Derek. Now it can't be unseen!
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 8:40 pm
Pardon my French but, snap, didn't notice that. Still a pretty fine poster though.
Derek - August 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
Can't... stop... myself... "Effects" not "Affects"!!!
Claire - August 29, 2010, 12:41 pm
I think it's good the way it is. 5L
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 12:40 pm
Nice poster, I think it'd be better if it'd said 'the' instead of 'one' and gone on the next line, just my opinion though, good job KFD
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
that's funny...5L


AN HONOR WHEN BESTOWED - Yet Few Are Deemed Worthy


TAGS: awarded for general tomfoolery
Rating: 4.22/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 4:36 am
I'm worthy!!!!. But that nasty restraining order will keep me out of the club.
culos - February 9, 2010, 4:29 am
Nice! Now let's form a committee so we can democratically decide who's worthy!
pieman - February 8, 2010, 4:28 pm
I don't know if this is a rorschach thing but this look a little like my Quaity liberation medal. The sword throught the ass looks like how I felt when I was done.


GENETICS - like playing Russian roulette but a lot more fun




GENDO POSE - Attracts shinigami.




GENETIC DRIFT -


TAGS: genetic drift
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - May 27, 2014, 10:20 am
I have a base 21 counting system...but only when I'm wearing my birthday suit...
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:43 pm
The priests of the Maya and Aztecs had 12 fingers. Perhaps that explains their Base-12 counting system.


MONKEY -




GENE POOL - The Alps are more like a bathtub


TAGS: alps gene pool bathtub freak
Rating: 2.82/5

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panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:10 pm
I promise to polish my English! :-D
MAndreasB - November 4, 2010, 5:03 pm
The guy in the middle was hit by a horse direct to the face. Thats why he looks so bad.


GENETIC ENGINEERING - Just another reason why mad scientists shouldn’t work in zoos.


TAGS: genetic engineering
Rating: 2.64/5

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Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
O sh*t LD and Raptor Jesus hooked up at the MALT part, WTF!
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
Or should! that things bad ass!


I AM MEGAMAN - I'm blue and cyan


TAGS: http www rfgeneration com images repository 909751199476ebb23590b1megaman1 jpg
Rating: 2.14/5
The Douche Next Door - January 17, 2009, 4:19 pm
EPIC FAIL!!!


GENDO POSE - Even cosplayers aren't safe from it.




~= POLLUTION =~ - Source of Genetic Mutation since the Industrial Revolution




GENDO POSE - British spies are into it.




close enough -


TAGS: parent child genes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 11:53 pm
And his NAD(s) from his dad, now known as the ex...poor kid.
Greeny - March 31, 2014, 9:29 pm
That's messed up; Blueies always follow Greeny, duh.


my mom is texting me -


TAGS: young generation unknown words
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:36 pm
My 30 year old son is confused by a phone dial. Something happened while we weren't looking.
GaryO - October 13, 2013, 8:03 am
Heh, my eight year old grandson and I were watching an old movie (Double Indemnity) when Fred MacMurray ‘dialed’ a call. My grandson said ‘what’s he doin’ with that phone?’…. good’n here little chicken


The Princesses. -


TAGS: princesses girls women generation
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:14 am
And don't forget the princes who practice their “heroic" moves on Halo in case of an interplanetary war, and they may have to save a girl who didn't have the foggiest he even existed, and worships Kim Kardashian. Lol! This goes in my faves.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:08 am
Amen! Could've have said it better myself. 5+++


ITS STILL ROCK AND ROLL TO ME -




there you have it -


TAGS: stupid piercings grandfathers the next generation
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 2:46 am
I hope not. I fear they might because they're stupid enough to think condoms are just balloons, or one of their piercings may accidentally poke a hole in one and, uh... ooops.
tatespa - August 20, 2013, 7:30 am
yeah, but they will probably NEVER be a grandfather... hopefully NEVER a father either!!!


WAR -


TAGS: civilizations built on war generally fall in wars
Rating: 4.36/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 13, 2013, 5:21 pm
The eugenics of modern war are not good for generations that follow. It's time we noticed the rise in people that couldn't pass a 1940s physical due to genetic problems.


CLONING -


TAGS: my bad making copies genetic xerox
Rating: 4.26/5

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culos - January 14, 2010, 9:58 am
If and when they come of age I wouldn't mind spend some time with the three of them, or 6, or 12, or 24 of them! I'm sure I'll get bored but I'd like to find out how long that would take. I guess I have an inquisitive nature....
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 9:50 am
I give this poster 5 relatives from Arkansas (I'm trying to get rid of them anyway... xD)


INBREEDING - Sometimes you find yourself thinking "Thank you for not sharing the gene pool"




THE DUGGARS -


TAGS: genetic experiment gone wrong
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:55 pm
Padding your basement with embryos now?


WEEPING WILLOWS - .oO




GENERAL FLAIR - More Decorations Than a Christmas Tree


TAGS: us general john allen
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:40 am
Fair enough...but how do you light him up? Must be 5L lighting teehee


PROOF -




THAT NIGHT... - they shared a love that dare not speak its name


TAGS: star trek star wars george lucas gene roddenberry
Rating: 2.95/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 7:01 pm
Hey, mattheww, calm down please.
mattheww - December 12, 2009, 6:59 pm
I get it! They look GAY here, and... Oh, wait, that's the whole joke. Fuck you too.


YES, WE KNOW WHERE THE UFO IS - You really didn't have to circle it.




GENTICALLY CONTRAINED -


TAGS: genetics
Rating: 2.06/5

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GENDO IKARI - Just as planned




GENE POOL - Dont mess with it. Building a master race ? Redneck gene's we advise you not to use.


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 1.65/5

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lol - May 19, 2009, 2:00 am
if you cant see the shop work in that, your a retard.
someone - April 20, 2009, 1:32 pm
I think it's the DOWN syndrome...
WTF - February 11, 2009, 6:26 pm
Is this "shopped"? They ALL have the same eyes, fuced-up nose, mouth and teeth.
john doe - November 6, 2008, 10:03 am
that is one fucked up picture...and let the rednecks be motherfuckers.geez.thats just inbreed.we dont do that.thats canada.


super science -


TAGS: godzilla vs furby super science giant monster genetic engineering
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 25, 2017, 4:58 am
"new blood" 182722 Tee hee. :)
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 1:02 pm
UY. Please check out the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It's a weekly contest. Come rampage with us, we need new blood.


COSPLAY GEEKDOM -




TRADITIONS -


TAGS: generations will follow cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:07 am
Heartwarmingly tragic. 5L


GENETICS - Little Bobby didn't know if it was genetics or instincts, all he could understand was he HAD to cop a feel...




KARMA -




HELL, THESE ARE MARINES - Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Baghdad ain't shit.


TAGS: marine major general john f kelly
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
Amen.


CRAZY CAPTCHA YOUTUBE COINCIDENCE! -




OPERAS - Some of them will tug at your heart some at your kidney...liver...lungs...


TAGS: august challenge repoman the genetic opera
Rating: 3.45/5

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CANADA - August 19, 2009, 10:47 am
thats one I'de go see


GENETIC EXPERIMENTS -




GENE HACKMANISM’S -




THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA -




HYGENE - Is taken seriously at the Motifake Office.


TAGS: hygene sign genitals motifake office
Rating: 2.56/5

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lolligag1337 - October 18, 2009, 10:22 pm
Apparently spell check isn't as serious.


THE GENERAL LEE - You were expecting something else?




PRIVATE COLLECTION -




GENERALIZING - For people who think that everyone in a country is exactly the same


TAGS: generalizing
Rating: 2.25/5

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rhapbus - December 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
finally somebody isnt stupid
European - November 25, 2008, 3:14 pm
Good that this country is Africa
Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 1:43 am
The World Wide Web, Cause not everyone on this site, is American.
CHRIS MCEUROPE - May 17, 2008, 12:49 pm
LOL


GENDO POSE - Alien invaders can't conquer Earth without doing it.




GENETICS - why does ugly people get married?


TAGS: genetics ugly people marriage girls
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bob Chin - May 20, 2009, 1:34 pm
If you had to ask this, then you prob need glasses and a mirror. Reflect on this poster and say "I need help" over and over and over....


AFGHANISTAN WAR STRATEGY -


TAGS: fox news afghanistan war strategy retired general
Rating: 1.91/5
Master - May 25, 2011, 4:08 pm
Looks like the top of Homer Simpson’s head!
rerun - January 13, 2010, 1:52 pm

The cookie monster, on acid.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 1:34 pm
is that Blinky or Clyde


GENETICS - Making facial hair different colors than head hair since the dawn of man.


TAGS: genetics
Rating: 1.42/5
ThatOnePunker - June 20, 2009, 9:38 pm
Scott Ian from Anthrax. Nice Cock Sparrer Shirt, BTW.


GREAT - A Tunnel !




Slow Foods -


TAGS: zombie surgeon general slow foods
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 14, 2013, 1:00 pm
Gotta watch that Cholesterol level! 5/f


gene pools -


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - September 16, 2013, 6:04 pm
The gene that should be culled out of the pool as quickly as possible is the one that creates POLITICIANS, as Billy Connelly once said those that WANT to be a politician should be BANNED from being one.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:54 am
It's all about natural selection. (In jest) people constantly talk about how they firmly believe in evolution... Alright... I send then this picture, and insist they do NOT get offended, lol. I like this, I gave it 5, I will share it to the full.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 10:08 pm
Thanks Cannabal, looks like I'd be in good company! Hope you don't mind a girl at the poker table :)
Cannabal - September 14, 2013, 9:09 pm
We saved a seat for you at the poker table, buddy.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:24 pm
I'm going to hell for this one, aren't I...


english grammar -


TAGS: english grammar generation
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2013, 12:58 pm
yup


Trust Me -


TAGS: apple witch snow white genetically
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 3:37 pm
That is hilarious! 5L
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:56 pm

Don't forget the food-grade, spray-on wax. Yuuummmmmy!!~5LLLLL


Damn You're Reputation -




Parenting Skills -


TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!


Manitoba Fishermen -




gene splicing laws -




Mad scientists -


TAGS: mad scientists kiwimouse gene splicing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

steve1961 - November 16, 2013, 3:52 am
The two things I hate most in the world but the list of everything I hate is long and lustrous...like my Hugh Johnson...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2013, 12:56 pm
Not war or child abuse......Steve's crusading against mice and kiwis
steve1961 - November 15, 2013, 12:12 pm
The two things I hate most in the world...mice and kiwi fruit


History buffs?...Too easy? -


TAGS: just checking on this generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

EmilioDumphque - December 30, 2013, 4:52 pm
Never watched Seinfeld.
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 3:44 pm
Nada (as far as I can search)
Greeny - December 29, 2013, 3:07 pm
Groundhog day bum?
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 2:46 pm
Yeah, he also played a good sleeping guy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
MashiMashi - December 29, 2013, 2:28 pm
He bit KRAMER I'll tell you that!!
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2013, 1:42 am
"The Donald" of course. I don't know who the guy is in the picture though.
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:33 pm
I cannot believe the word ‘tayp’ is edited out
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:31 pm
I used to tape them...then they changed the writers
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:26 pm
Thank you thank you *taking a bow* ... must admit I have every seinfeld episode committed to memory! :)
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:24 pm
Bingo! Show the little chicken what she won, Don. Bill Erwin, bit actor extraordinaire…looks like the monopoly guy… hence skewed hints
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:04 pm
The crabby old guy
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:03 pm
He looks like the guy that Kramer took the record collection from? The senior Jerry was supposed to be helping..
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:01 pm
Well…that hint was misleading. How ‘bout….a bit actor….that looks like…..
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 6:53 pm
Steinbrenner?
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 5:41 pm
You guys are warm….sorta. Let’s see…a hint…a Seinfeld episode. Wonder if Emilio can nail it.
lgvernon - December 28, 2013, 4:20 pm

Charles Darrow?? Inventor of the game 'Monopoly'?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:26 pm
Oh, man! I know him! Not personally - but I know who he is. I want to say Walter Brimley? But that can't be right.


hitting the fan -




generosity -




Red Asphalt -


TAGS: red asphalt drivers education generations
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - March 22, 2014, 6:18 pm
Heh, I have been guilty of the same…with a dam cell phone in my good ear…once. And, yeah, I did, for a moment, wonder what all the ruckus was about. Guilty, yer honoress.
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 1:25 pm
And not an officer around when you need one. But if you taillight is out they could stop you two to three times - in the same freakin' day.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 8:29 am
Yup. A hairless tiny headed big eared octogenarian almost wiped me out with his gigantamous motor home on 205 last night. Just came over into my lane, sending me and my Wrangler into an off road excursion.


STRIPES VS SOLIDS -


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:38 am
Bump
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:13 pm
(with all due respect to religion) Jesus fucking Christ, that's hilarious!!!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:35 pm
Peace out yall!
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 8:04 pm

geez fp... i keep wiping the beer spray off the monitor. 5L...like i need to tell you huh? awesome
Airman - August 12, 2010, 7:22 pm
lol
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
Thanks Grey! I dont know what happened. I blame it on the tacos aggy gave me last night, i have had motiarrhea all day.
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:18 pm
I like it. 5L Face.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 7:17 pm
this is Farckin' brilliant. you're on a roll today!! 5L


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